Ah, behold the elusive beach, tucked away from the hustle and bustle of the city. It's a secret gem that only the most intrepid explorers can uncover. And if you're lucky enough to stumble upon it, you'll be privy to a unique sight: the very shells that grace the plates of fancy restaurants being plucked from the sand. It's like witnessing the birthplace of culinary elegance. So come, bask in the glory of this hidden paradise and revel in the irony of it all.