Ah, the beach - a place of wonder and beauty! From the glistening sand to the crystal clear waters, everything about this slice of paradise is simply divine.
However, let's talk about the staff running the show. They seem to be operating on a different level - quite literally, as they are apparently under the sea! And unfortunately, their attitudes match their subaqueous location. They demand bribes for the privilege of lounging on a sun bed, and their customer service skills are on par with a third-world country. And don't even get me started on the shady dealings that seem to be happening beneath the surface (pun intended). It's like we've stumbled into the Balkans, where anything goes.