The quintessential vacation destination. The sand between your toes, the sun on your skin, the sound of waves crashing in the distance. It's like paradise...if paradise was crowded, hot, and filled with screaming children.
But really, who needs peace and quiet when you can have a constant soundtrack of blaring music and people shouting over each other? And who needs personal space when you can be packed like sardines with strangers from all over the world?
Sure, the sand gets everywhere and the sunburns are inevitable, but isn't that just part of the charm? And don't even get me started on the joys of navigating the treacherous waters of public restrooms.
But hey, at least you can take some pretty Instagram photos and pretend like you're living your best life. And isn't that what really matters?