I can't believe I actually spent a day at the beach. It was like being stuck in a sauna with sand in my swimsuit. The only thing that kept me from melting into the sand was the occasional dip in the water, which was only mildly refreshing. And don't even get me started on the crowds of people. It was like a never-ending game of human Tetris trying to find a spot to lay my towel.
Overall, if you're looking for a place to sweat profusely and fight for personal space, the beach is the perfect destination. But if you value your sanity and comfort, I suggest you stay far, far away.